Just Dare Claire

Say what you want, but some people would call this talent.

Others would call it awkward, disgusting, unsanitary and nasty as hell.

Another might call it pole-dancing.

As for this writer, I call it the ultimate wedgie.

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Vomit.

-- Just Dare Claire

Got a topic on your mind? I dare you to tell me, and you can dare me to write about it. -- Claire Crawford Read more Just Dare Claire posts. Follow me on Twitter.

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I’ll start off this topic with a question: What the hell am I going to do with a photo of your junk in my phone?

This is actually a question I had to ask somebody who offered to send a cell phone pic of a part of his anatomy I have no interest in seeing right now or ever.

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Super womanizer Mel Gibson (credit: Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

I stumbled upon an interesting post – a blog entry written by a chick. The post lists the 10 clues a woman should look for to recognize a womanizer. The checklist doesn’t clearly define what makes a man a womanizer, but the list does describe a man who is a narcissist and pretty ignorant.

Even though they’re from a woman’s point of view, see if any of these descriptions by this blogger chick apply to you and your approach with women. If you do qualify as being a womanizer, you could brag to your friends that you’re like Mel Gibson, a man whose image was tarnished when his womanizing side was revealed.  Yay for you, Mel-Gibson-wannabe!

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-- Just Dare Claire

Got a topic on your mind? I dare you to tell me, and you can dare me to write about it. -- Claire Crawford Read more Just Dare Claire posts. Follow me on Twitter.

Learn the moves on this video, and you’ll surely turn me off forever!

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Tim Tebow, will you marry me?

A-Rod, will you marry me?

Kevin Durant, will you marry me?

I’m sure you’ve seen or heard about a sign with a line similar to one of those at some sporting event.

In this video, some chick has a sign requesting Rams quarterback Sam Bradford’s hand in marriage. Do you think he said yes? Only if you’re an idiot. The QB autographed the poster for the girl, and she then broke into tears of joy.

Honey, he didn’t say yes. You don’t have a ring. You won’t become Mrs. Bradford.

If one of these signs ever works, I’ll be a believer. You can find me some place where there are rich men with a sign that reads: “__________, will you marry me? I don’t care which of you says yes. Sincerely, Ms. Desperate & Lonely”

-- Just Dare Claire

Got a topic on your mind? I dare you to tell me, and you can dare me to write about it. -- Claire Crawford Read more Just Dare Claire posts. Follow me on Twitter.
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